How sick am I?

In truth, not sick at all. I still HAVE the edema but after testing my heart (fine) thyroid (perfect), Kidneys (fine), Liver (fine except that my Gamma Globulin's a bit high, suggesting I'm an habitual drunk), and checked for lupus, diabetes and other stuff (leprosy and/or pregnancy for all I know) my doctor thinks my veins are just too lazy to carry my blood ALLLLLLLL the way back from my feet to my heart.