This blog has now been going ten years with an audience in single figures. I feel like the bloke with Aspergers who stands in the corner at parties because nobody wants to listen to him going on about his special subject while he finds it difficult to make smalltalk about the other subjects that seem to interest everyone else. I'm a lot like that myself but apparently not on the autistic spectrum (I'm on the schizophrenia spectrum instead). Nevertheless, nobody's reading.
Last year, I made twelve or possibly thirteen New Year's resolutions and I have the breathing space to look back. Let's see how I did.
) find a way to deal with this mind-sapping depression before it kills me.
I'll give myself half a point
for this. It's become irrelevant as I am not depressed. I am in fact schizophrenic
) find some way if it is even humanly possible to get another job this year: one that pays double my current salary and doesn't make me wish I was dead
. This is an abject failure, nul points
! I still don't know how to game the system. I still haven't reached the second rung of the corporate ladder in 27 years. I even failed to get on a programme that helps the failures like me.
) Research the possibilities of doing a higher degree.
A technical point here. I've looked into it, even found possibilities. One point.
) Do whatever I can to help Nathalie Bennett become Prime Minister.
Another technical point on the grounds that there was less I could do than I thought, I honestly believed she could become PM, the green party didn't, the media didn't, nobody did but I
did cause I'm schizophrenic. Despite the overwhelming disappointment, I'll give myself One point
) Finish Ghost Army, making it the best it can possibly be by March and find an agent and or a publisher before July.
Okay, I slef-published in July. I didn't find a publisher. It IS good and people are haunted by it but I believe I could have made it better. Half a point
) Write at least two more novels in 2015
. Abject failure! Nul Points
) Produce more poetry and, in December, produce a major collection of at least 100 poems
. I've written around sixty poems this year but I don't think I'll be publishing a major collection so only half a point
) Learn 'Lingua de Planeta'
. Failed completely to even begin. Nul points
) Perform with e-Cog Zero live at least ten times
. Yep! Done this. ONE POINT
my friends, one shiny solid, unadulterated, untechnical point!
) Put together a New Year's Eve gig for 31 December 2015 where I will present, compere and perform
. Half a point
, for why, because there is a possibility of a New Year's Eve gig but Cam Ringel is doing the work not me.
) Perform at least twelve times as poet/spoken word artist
. Four, count 'em four performances Nul Points!
Ladies and gentlemen, not good enough.
) work toward putting together a show for the Edinburgh festival in 2016
. Nul Points
once again mes amis.!
) That's twelve, averaging one a month. More would be greedy, but I have an overarching resolution for 2015 and that is this.LIVE!
I'm still alive and from where I sit now, that's half a point, but from where I sat in January, it's ONE POINT
my friends. I've been to Jamaica. I've worked with Kirstein and Katrina and Rhiannon and Joe London and Andy Cavendish. The future is bright for e-Cog Zero. I even changed medication from the suicide-inducing Kepra to the liver destroying Carbamazepine.
Add them all up and that comes to SIX out of Thirteen which is better than I expected.